Wednesday, July 1, 2026

The Art of Shaving

In my dream world, I shave about as often as a Roberts man in all my Duck Dynasty glory. In the real world, I have a job that requires me to look clean cut and professional. Therefore I slog through the daily chore of shaving my face. Of course, getting older means also shaving my neck, ears and other places I never used to shave. Too much information? Okay, I'll move on...

Thoroughly enjoying The Art of Manliness and other testosterone pumping how-to's, I have always wanted to purchase a manly straight razor and give it a shot. Would it REALLY give me a "closer" shave? Anything that means I don't have to shave as often would be a plus.

Enter stage left: the safety razor.

After researching straight razors and the full traditional wet shave experience, I landed on the safety razor as the smarter starting point. Unlike a straight razor (which requires a strop, a honing stone, and a serious learning curve), a safety razor gives you that old-school close shave without needing to become a barber to use it correctly. You load a fresh double-edge blade, build a lather with a good brush and shaving soap, and get to work.

Why Bother Switching From a Cartridge Razor?

If you've been using those 5-blade cartridge razors from the big brands, you already know the pain — both in shaving performance and wallet performance. Replacement cartridges can run $4-6 each, and you go through them fast. A pack of 100 double-edge safety razor blades costs less than $15 and will last you two years. The math is brutal in favor of the old way.

Beyond the cost, the shave quality is genuinely better. One sharp blade cutting cleanly is more effective and less irritating than five blades dragging across your skin repeatedly.

What You Actually Need

The setup is simple: a quality safety razor, a badger hair brush, a shaving soap or cream, and blades. That's it. The whole kit costs around $50-80 upfront and then next to nothing to maintain. Compare that to the cartridge razor racket and you'll never look back.

I picked up a Merkur safety razor, a Van Der Hagen shave set, and a pack of Astra blades. My first shave was rough — technique matters — but by the third shave I was hooked. Close, smooth, and no razor burn.

The Art of Manliness has a great primer on wet shaving if you want to go deep on technique. But really, you just need to learn the 30-degree angle rule and let the weight of the razor do the work rather than pressing down.

The Verdict

If you're looking to level up your daily routine, save money, and feel a little more like the man your grandfather was — make the switch. Your face will thank you, your wallet will thank you, and honestly it just feels cool to shave the right way for once.


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Macky's Homemade Soap Bars

One of the things I love most about our family is that the homesteading bug has spread to all of us — even Macky. While I'm out splitting wood and tending to the property, Macky has been experimenting with something a lot more hands-on and just as impressive: making homemade soap bars from scratch.

What started as a curiosity turned into a genuine skill. And the bars she's producing are not only better for your skin than the chemical-laden stuff from the store — they also make incredible gifts.

Why Make Your Own Soap?

Store-bought soaps are often packed with synthetic detergents, artificial fragrances, and preservatives. When you make soap at home, you control exactly what goes into it. You can use natural oils, real essential oils, and ingredients you can actually pronounce. Your skin will notice the difference.

Beyond the health benefits, homemade soap is a legitimate homesteading skill. If supply chains get disrupted, knowing how to make soap is not a trivial thing. It's the kind of knowledge that was common a few generations ago and is being rediscovered by families like ours.

Macky's Process

Macky uses the cold process soap-making method, which involves combining lye (sodium hydroxide) with oils to trigger saponification — the chemical reaction that turns oils into soap. Once the soap is poured into molds, it cures for 4-6 weeks before it's ready to use.

Her base recipe uses a combination of coconut oil (for lather and cleansing), olive oil (for moisturizing), and palm oil (for hardness). She then adds essential oils like lavender, peppermint, or eucalyptus for scent, and sometimes includes natural colorants like activated charcoal, turmeric, or spirulina.

The Results

The bars have a creamy, rich lather that our store-bought soap just can't match. Friends and family who've tried them always ask for more. We've had people offer to buy them at farmers markets — which isn't a bad side hustle idea either.

Macky's gotten to the point where she's experimenting with swirl patterns, layering different scents, and even making specialty bars for sensitive skin. It's been a really cool thing to watch develop.

Want to Try It?

If you're interested in getting started with soap making, the learning curve isn't too bad once you understand the safety aspects of working with lye. There are some great books and starter kits that walk you through everything. Start with a simple recipe, follow the safety guidelines, and you'll have your first batch curing within a few hours.


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How to Get FREE Internet in the Country

One of the biggest challenges of rural living is internet access. When we moved out to the country, the options were limited and expensive. But over the years I've found several ways to get reliable (and sometimes free or near-free) internet access even when you're miles from the nearest town. Here's everything that has worked for us.

Option 1: Use Your Phone as a Hotspot (The PDA.net Method)

This is the quickest and cheapest way to get internet on your computer if you already have a smartphone with a data plan. Many carriers include hotspot as part of their plan, but if yours doesn't — or if they throttle hotspot speeds — there's an app called PDA.net that lets you tether your phone to your computer using your USB charging cable.

Here's how to set it up:

  1. Download the PDA.net app on your phone (Android or iPhone)
  2. Download the PDA.net desktop client on your computer
  3. Plug your phone into your computer with the same USB cord you use to charge it
  4. Launch the app on both devices and connect — that's it

This works surprisingly well for streaming, video calls, and general browsing. The speed depends on your cell signal, but in many rural areas a good LTE or 5G signal can deliver 20-50 Mbps — more than enough for most household needs.

Option 2: Unlimited Rural Data Plans

Several carriers now offer unlimited data plans specifically designed for rural areas. T-Mobile's Home Internet and Verizon Home Internet both provide a small router that uses their cell network to deliver home-grade internet. In many rural areas, this is now the best option — cheaper than satellite and faster than DSL.

The hardware is usually free or heavily subsidized when you sign up, and monthly costs are typically $50-70/month — competitive with cable internet in the city.

Option 3: Starlink Satellite Internet

If you're in a truly remote area with poor cell coverage, Starlink has been a game-changer for rural homesteaders. The dish picks up signal from low-earth-orbit satellites, providing speeds of 100-200 Mbps in most locations. It's not free — the hardware kit runs around $599 and monthly service is about $120 — but it's the most reliable option for truly remote properties.

Option 4: Wireless Internet Service Providers (WISPs)

Many rural areas have local wireless internet providers that beam signal from towers to a small dish on your house. These are often cheaper than satellite and can be quite fast depending on your proximity to a tower. Search "[your county] wireless internet provider" to find local options. These are sometimes the best-kept secret in rural internet.

Option 5: Library WiFi and Hotspot Lending

Many public library systems now offer WiFi hotspot device lending — you can check out a hotspot device just like a book. In a pinch, this can get you through a tough month. Libraries also have free WiFi you can access from the parking lot in many rural communities.

My Recommendation

Start with your smartphone hotspot using PDA.net if you already have a generous data plan — it costs nothing extra. If you need something more permanent, check T-Mobile or Verizon Home Internet availability at your address first since it's often the best value. Starlink is the nuclear option for truly remote locations and it works remarkably well.


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Saturday, June 27, 2026

What to Wear Kayaking - Clothing, Shoes and Wetsuits

What to Wear Kayaking - Clothing, Shoes and Wetsuits

Picking the right outfit for a day on the water makes a bigger difference than most beginners expect. Kayaking clothing has to solve a few problems at once: keeping you warm or cool depending on air and water temperature, drying quickly after inevitable splashes, protecting your skin from sun and friction, and giving you enough freedom of movement to paddle comfortably for hours. Cotton is the one fabric almost every experienced paddler avoids, since it soaks up water, stays wet, and can leave you chilled even on a warm day. Instead, look for quick-dry synthetic or merino wool blends designed for water sports.

Layering is the easiest way to handle changing conditions on a river or lake. A moisture-wicking base layer keeps sweat and splash off your skin, a light mid-layer adds warmth on cool mornings, and a splash-resistant outer layer blocks wind and spray. In colder water, a wetsuit or dry top becomes essential rather than optional, since water pulls heat from the body roughly twenty five times faster than air. A good rule paddlers use is to dress for the water temperature, not the air temperature, especially in spring and fall when a sunny day can mask a dangerously cold lake or river.

Footwear matters just as much as what you wear up top. Launch points are often rocky, muddy, or covered in broken shells, and bare feet or flip flops are a fast way to end a trip early with a cut or twisted ankle. Neoprene water shoes or sandals with secure straps give traction on wet rocks and protect your feet without trapping water like a regular sneaker would. Sun protection rounds out a smart kayaking outfit: a wide brim hat, polarized sunglasses with a retention strap, and UPF rated shirts and gloves cut down on the kind of sunburn that can ruin the back half of a paddling trip. None of this needs to be expensive, but getting the basics right makes every hour on the water more comfortable.


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Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Paddle on top Kayaks for kids

Where is the Best Place to Kayak? Top Spots for Every Type of Paddler

One of the best things about kayaking is how incredibly versatile it is. Lakes, rivers, coastal bays, swamps, ocean surf — if there's water, you can probably kayak it. But "the best place to kayak" depends entirely on what you're looking for. Here's a breakdown of the best kayaking environments and what makes each one special.

Lakes: The Perfect Place to Start

Flat water lakes are the ideal environment for beginners and casual paddlers. No current, no surf, no complicated navigation — just you, your kayak, and the water. Most state parks with lakes allow kayaking, and many have launch ramps or rental facilities.

What to look for in a lake: boat traffic matters. Some lakes are dominated by motorboats and jet skis, which makes for rough conditions and potential hazards. Seek out smaller, non-motorized lakes for the most peaceful experience. Many paddle-specific parks restrict motor boats entirely.

Rivers: Adventure and Variety

Rivers offer incredible variety depending on the section you paddle. A slow, meandering lowland river through cypress swamps is a completely different experience from a Class II mountain river cutting through rapids. Rivers also move you through changing scenery in a way that paddling a lake simply can't match.

For beginners, stick to Class I rivers — flat or very gentle moving water with minimal obstacles. Class II introduces some small rapids that are fun and manageable for intermediate paddlers. Leave Class III and above to experienced whitewater kayakers with proper training and gear.

Coastal Bays and Estuaries: Wildlife Paradise

If you want to see wildlife, paddle a coastal bay or estuary. Shallow, protected water with abundant bird life, fish, crabs, and often dolphins makes for an unforgettable experience. Sea kayaking in sheltered coastal areas is accessible to intermediate paddlers and offers a completely different world from freshwater paddling.

Keys to coastal paddling: respect tidal schedules (going out with the tide is easy; fighting an incoming tide is exhausting), watch for weather and wind changes, and always stay inside protected water until you have serious experience.

Swamps and Marshes: Hidden Gems

Blackwater swamps and salt marshes are some of the most underrated kayaking destinations in America. The water is often calm, the wildlife is extraordinary, and the cypress or mangrove tunnels create a cathedral-like atmosphere that you simply can't experience any other way. Florida, Louisiana, the Carolina lowcountry, and coastal Georgia have incredible paddle trails through these environments.

Ocean: For Experienced Paddlers Only

Open ocean kayaking is exhilarating but demands respect and experience. Conditions can change quickly, distances become dangerous, and self-rescue in waves requires practiced skills. However, sea kayaking along protected coastlines, between barrier islands, or in calm coves is within reach of intermediate paddlers with good judgment.

Best Places to Kayak in the US

  • Boundary Waters Canoe Area (Minnesota) — Over 1,000 lakes connected by portages. Wilderness paddling at its finest.
  • Apostle Islands (Wisconsin) — Stunning sea caves accessible by kayak on Lake Superior.
  • Florida Springs — Crystal clear, 72°F water year-round. Snorkeling by kayak is unforgettable.
  • Columbia River Gorge (Oregon/Washington) — Dramatic scenery and excellent wind conditions for experienced paddlers.
  • Everglades (Florida) — The ultimate wilderness paddle trail. 99-mile Wilderness Waterway through mangrove tunnels.
  • Lake Tahoe (California/Nevada) — Crystal clear high-altitude lake with stunning mountain scenery.

No matter which destination you choose, a few essentials make any trip safer and more enjoyable. A properly fitted personal flotation device, a waterproof dry bag for your phone and keys, and a paddle sized for your height all make a real difference. We cover our favorite picks in more detail on our Kayak 101 page.


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Thursday, June 11, 2026

Where is the Best Place to Kayak?

Where is the Best Place to Kayak?

The honest answer is that almost any calm body of water works for a first trip, but some spots make the experience far more enjoyable than others. Lakes and slow moving rivers are the best starting point for new paddlers, since they offer flat water without the current or waves that can make handling a kayak more difficult. State parks and public boat launches are a great way to find maintained access points, and many have parking, restrooms, and staff who can point out the safest stretches of water for beginners.

Natural springs, quiet coves, and river gorges tend to be popular for a good reason: the water is often clearer, calmer, and more scenic than open lakes exposed to wind and boat traffic. If you live near mountains or high desert terrain, spring fed pools and slow river gorges usually stay cool even in the middle of summer, making them ideal for a midday paddle. Coastal paddlers should look for protected bays and estuaries rather than open ocean, at least until they have more experience reading tides and currents.

When scouting a new location, check for a few things before you launch: an easy put-in and take-out spot, minimal boat traffic, cell signal in case of emergency, and a realistic sense of how far you can paddle before you get tired, since you will need enough energy left to paddle back. Apps and local paddling clubs are a great resource for finding lesser known spots, and many regions have Facebook groups where local kayakers happily share their favorite put-ins. Wherever you decide to go, checking the weather and water levels the morning of your trip is always worth the extra five minutes.

Where is the best place to go kayaking?
Answer: anywhere you can!

Summer is here - time to go kayaking!

Summer is here and we finally have some warm weather in southern Idaho. I'm already planning my escape. I have two local favorites for now: Blue Heart Springs and Snake River Gorge. Blue Heart is about a 30 minute drive for me on way.


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Thursday, June 4, 2026

Proper Etiquette when loading and unloading your kayak at the ramp

If you've ever watched the chaos at a busy boat ramp on a summer weekend, you know that proper etiquette makes everyone's day better. Kayakers are guests at shared launch sites — and how we behave reflects on the entire paddling community.

The Golden Rules of Kayak Ramp Etiquette

1. Be Prepared Before You Get to the Ramp

Load your gear, attach your paddle leash, check your PFD, and have everything ready before you pull into the launch queue. The ramp is not a staging area — it's a throughway. Don't hold up the line while you dig through your dry bag looking for sunscreen.

2. Unload Away From the Ramp

Pull your vehicle aside to unload your kayak. Only bring the boat to the water's edge when you're fully ready to launch. Use a kayak cart to roll your boat from the parking area to the water without monopolizing the ramp.

3. Launch and Move

Once you're in the water, paddle clear of the launch area immediately. Other paddlers and boaters need that space. Find a calm spot nearby to get settled, adjust your gear, and prepare for your paddle.

4. Respect Motor Boaters

At ramps shared with powerboats, give them right of way. Their boats are harder to maneuver. Stay out of the main channel while launching and always be visible.

5. Leave the Ramp Cleaner Than You Found It

Pack out everything you pack in. If you see trash near the ramp, pick it up. We're stewards of the waterways we paddle.

6. Be Patient and Courteous

Busy weekend ramps can be stressful. A smile, a wave, and patience go a long way. The water is a happy place — start and end your day that way.


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Thursday, May 28, 2026

4 Killer Tips for Awesome Kayaking Photographs

Top Four Rock Solid Tips to Taking Stellar Kayak Photographs:

1. Kayak motion. Anchor it for stabilization. Throw an anchor overboard or nest in some thick vegetation. Tie a rope to a rock if you have to but stop the drifting. 2. Change the angles. Your kayak may be eye level with your subject but the camera doesn't have to be. Hold it high, submerge it half underwater, twist an oblique angle. Switch it up! 3. Forego staying dry. If you want to capture nature in-the-moment, you may need to get out of the kayak and move about in the water. 4. Close at hand. Keep all the crucial equipment within reach. Hang it around your neck, from your belt, in a dry bag...whatever you have to do but keep it within reach.

Taking photographs from a kayak isn't simple. Frequently, I find it tougher than shooting photographs of my six daughters chasing after the last scoop of ice cream on a hot summer day.

Three reasons that make kayak photography very difficult.

Listed below are three reasons why kayak photography is more than difficult than you might think:

1. You're bobbing up and down in a kayak with the waves, wind, and current pushing you around in every direction except the direction you want to be pointed. Meanwhile, you've got a costly piece of equipment in your hands along with your paddle that is always getting in the way. Then, once the object that you're attempting to picture gets in the ideal place, subtle motion in the water is just enough to push it (or you) from this ideal framework.

2. You're sitting in a vessel at the exact same height as your subject. It's somewhat difficult to stand up and find a greater vantage point, therefore regrettably nearly every shot is at head / topwater perspective looking straight ahead. If you're flexible (and have sufficient balance in a kayak) to contort your own body around like a pretzel, maybe then it's possible to find a bit of a different angle. Here I feel blessed to have the trunk versatility required to find these shots (losing 60 pounds last summer helps! Go Keto!)

3. There is a clear concern of having your expensive camera gear suddenly becoming not wet. If you miss a paddle stroke or record a few frames of your kayak instead of what you were intending to photograph... the game is finished.

4 tips to help capture the best pictures

Those were a few reasons why taking photographs from a kayak is irritating, awkward and undesirable, but here are four tips for making things go a lot smoother:

Tip #1. Kayak motion:

We can not do too much about the object we're photographing, except request a copious quantity of patience because we request them to, "Paddle a bit to your left, no more, today throw a bit to your right, now come so the light is in your own kayak where I could view it..." so on etc.

An option we might do is search for something to anchor. Any bed of floating vegetation is very perfect for this. If that is available where you're photographing, park your boat in the center of a kelp bed, then catch a few strands and then tuck them under your deck. This eliminates your movement from the workflow for finding the shot. Additionally, floating up alongside a different kayak may provide you more stability and less ship motion.

Tip #2. Experiment with angles

that occasionally requires getting wet so be careful. If you would like to capture amazing views of kayaking, then you're not likely to just capture them while shooting from a kayak. A few of the best shots come from the shore or bridge high over the water looking down at your subjects or submerged half in the water as they glide towards you.

Nevertheless, as you're in your kayak, consider making the vessel appear more intriguing, perhaps from an unusual angle. A camera phone is actually great at this since it's so small and easy to maneuver around in your hands. Hold up your camera high over your head, near the water, or perhaps at the water (in case you've got a watertight housing, more on this in a little ) and keep asking yourself, "How do I create this view differently?"

Tip #3. Getting Wet

There are a couple of helpful products that will help you (attempt) to keep your gear dry. A pelican box strapped to the front or rear of your deck is going to be a bombproof, watertight safe haven. The issue with a Pelican case is that they are large and bulky and difficult to open. If you're fiddling with your gear because you can't' get it open, you're likely to miss many shots. But they're great if you're shooting with a bigger camera and fewer lenses (this works nicely for point and shoot cameras).

If I need my camera to be available and watertight, particularly if attempting to take somewhere in rough water, I use an underwater camera. This gets a little pricey and may not fit everyone's budget. You can use a generic underwater waterproof bag from a local sporting goods store to keep your costs down. Or you can get a high-end name brand that runs somewhere in the 300 dollar range. It is somewhat annoying and awkward but it's very good for getting shots in the water or in tough circumstances and it helps when you are able to relax knowing that your camera isn't likely to have a salty bath.

Tip #4. Ease of accessibility

Among my tricks for camera access is paddling with my cameras in cushioned camera bags tucked up under my cockpit. I've found the ideal mix is a decent Chest Carrier along with a Clik elite Telephoto SLR Carrier. I can balance this in-between my thighs in the kayak. As a tall man (at 6'3", 270 lbs) I've got less space than a typical size paddler within a standard cockpit. I place 2 additional lenses in cushioned lens bags and stuff them within a watertight bag and store them at my toes too.

If Mother Nature is calm, I grab the dry bag and camera bag and keep them together with the bag flap covering over my vulnerable camera. This provides me the fastest access for my camera whenever there's a bird or particular instant where speed is vital. Yes there's danger and I am playing the risk every moment, however, when conditions get rougher or I need a break from taking photos, I just tighten up the bag and I am all set.

Tip #5. Choosing the Proper vessel for Photography.

The ideal kayak for photography depends upon your paddling ability, size, and what exactly it is you will be photographing. A broader more secure vessel provides you more space on your cockpit for camera equipment and is not as tippy whilst shooting photographs. The Pinguino Sport and Pinguino 145 are Fantastic ships for photography. They have more space in the cockpit to sit comfy with a camera along with a few types of equipment and they have a wonderful balance between maneuverability and monitoring.

The dimensions of the photographer also come into play. Smaller paddlers can fit more smoothly in thinner yaks with more camera equipment. I am barely able to stuff big dry bags filled with lenses and additional camera gear packed with padded bags facing my toes. Additionally, a paddler's experience plays a huge role. If you're a newer paddler of ordinary build and you are going to be taking photographs whilst paddling, I'd encourage you to acquire a wider more secure kayak. If you're a seasoned paddler, I invite you to buy a kayak that does the kind of paddling you need to do and just be certain that you are able to watch your camera equipment on board.

Tip #6. Stands and rigs.

I already mentioned the use of a chest rig. But I found another helpful companion on my personal trips. A properly mounted tripod stand, securely fastened to the kayak, can serve as a whole new perspective for the viewer if you can capture video while kayaking. I have captured lengthy routes on video and the mixture of waters rushing and paddles moving water are about as soothing as I can image a sound to be.

Good luck with your endeavors and may your images be breathtaking!


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Thursday, May 21, 2026

A Tactical Kayak in a SHTF Scenario = Gold

A Tactical Kayak in a SHTF Scenario = Gold

When the Golden Horde has headed your direction, your best bet for getting out of Dodge with that 80-pound bug-out pack could very well be your trusty kayak. Haven't thought of that? Maybe you should. Swift and wickedly silent, a low-signature kayak is capable of

carrying you and your bug-out-bag to safety. Slipping silently into the water, full of food and gear, all while

vanishing without a trace. If you are not planning your escape route or scouting the waterways with this shallow-running craft, then your foolproof evacuation route is

already landlocked -- and for allowing such a fubar, fellow survivalist, you deserve a Darwin award.

Paddled in tandem, or strung like a caravan of pack

mules, kayaks bridge the water-surface mobility gap, serving as your conduit to

security when vehicles halt and roadways are impassable. To paraphrase an old

saying, don't get caught up SHTF creek without a paddle.

Unlike larger craft, the kayak is man-portable, capable of starting over

stones or a sea wall -- particularly using portage wheels (think two-wheeled

dolly). No fossil fuels needed, and no motor to flood. No batteries. And there

are few if any moving parts to maintain or rust. Your tactical kayak should be pre-staged

at your house or camp, or strapped to your roof rack and secured with a bike

cable, a torpedo-shaped plastic storage pod packed with gear below deck. A

kayak may result in a limitless supply of drinking water, help you identify or

scout for possible hazards, and be used for fishing or food gathering.

TYPES OF KAYAKS

The current kayak design stems from the national explosion in

recreational kayaking. These tough, accessible, and affordable reinforced

polyethylene boats vary from 9 to 16 feet or so. They're acceptable for all

ages, skills, and body types. Recreational kayaks are usually divided into two

styles: "sit-inside" open cockpit and"sit-on-top" chairs

that are molded into a decked or closed hull. Both have built-in floatation and

some storage.

Our preference is the sit-ins by Swifty Perception sporting a cargo area in the back, multiple colors, and gasket-sealed storage hatches. Some versions come armed with a flip-down rudder system, where the foot pedals become the steering

system, helping the kayak trail and preventing kayakers from wasting energy on

corrective paddle strokes while going to the wind or upstream against the current. Rail

system fittings hold adjustable tie-downs for customizing places of additional

dry storage bags, fishing-rod holders, anchor lines, and electronic equipment.

With the hatches latched closed, the sit-on-top enclosed

deck Adds seaworthiness into the ship during rough waters and storms. These

kayaks are self-bailing when punching through waves or storms because the water and

rain drains through built-in scuppers, characteristic sit-inside boats lack

in open waters.

Regarding carrying capability, one 16-foot kayak timeless,

silent Hull Wilderness Systems Tarpon 160 we assessed is rated for 375 lbs of

load-out such as the paddler. The stout Confluence Ride 13.5 version was rated

for 550 pounds of power including paddler.

PACK MULES ON WATER

To determine if the BOY concept would work for kids and

wives, we Recently gave a petite female buddy some conditional paddling

instructions and sent her on her way. She carried 100 lbs of equipment balanced

on her kayak for a couple of miles without undue strain. Trading her trekking

staff to get a double-bladed paddle, she managed to save her energy over a few

hours by resting and drifting between strokes. Trying to carry that identical

load in a backpack on property could have crushed her within 100 paces. Yet, in

her'yak she had strong legs at the end of the day.

To paddle efficiently, one can trim the'yak by adjusting the

load fore and aft. The BOY provides recreational fitness paddling for your

loved ones and group members, but only if you load it correctly. Build trust

and endurance during trial runs near your dwelling. Quantify your pace and

shake off your equipment along the way, putting into practice the concept of

navigational chart and compass. Plot these classes on your handheld GPS unit,

adding miles to your everyday paddles in a walking pace.

Squared-away BOY watermen learn basic paddle strokes

required To move the ship efficiently and without wasted motion. Work on the

forward, reverse, and sweep strokes, in addition to simple bracing or sculling

moves. Practice draw strokes and rudder strokes to help build your confidence

with a fully loaded kayak in open seas, tidal flows, and river currents. Find a

trainer and practice rescues. You might be the one called upon to go after an

overboard team member, or to evacuate a child, relative, or puppy using the

kayak as a waterborne stretcher.

ALTERNATIVE ESCAPE ROUTE

In the USA, flood remains one of the leading causes of

weather-related deaths. Surviving extreme urban flood may depend on your

temporary access to kayaks pre-staged at home or in your vehicle with your

family load outside, together with a technical knowledge and practiced skillset

to comprehend the necessity to escape structures and browse just those paths

when safe to do so.

But even if it's not floodwaters contaminated with gasoline,

sewage, And debris, a tragedy can still induce widespread chaos. With a

population dependent upon prescribed paths, waves of panicked people after

their on-grid mentality will guarantee gridlock on roads and highways. As order

quickly breaks down, roving predator packs will recognize these chokepoints as

ambush points to assault the immobile stragglers. Insert blackouts, rioting and

looting, fuel shortages, and communication breakdowns, and all bets are off.

In tough times, disconnecting from the grid may require

reconnecting with the water. A kayak can offer a means out of danger once your

car or even your bug-out truck can not. However, the safest distance between

two points isn't always the straightest.

Revisit your bug-out path, focusing on the grim lines which

radiate outward toward your safe zones. Like the third airplane on a

three-dimensional chessboard, there is within our innermost cityscapes a

serpentine labyrinth of water. Search for those tiny feeder creeks, bayous,

sloughs, tributaries, and natural or man-altered drainage channels. Identity

the intersections of streets and rivers near your home, business, or distant

security website. These are your BOY's on- and off-ramps. After your home

waters are mapped, plotted, and researched, your kayak becomes a rogue chess

piece free from the limiting black-and-white grid of concrete and asphalt.

NINJA MODE OF TRANSPORT

Post-hurricane hostilities may require you to temporarily Abandon

your house or automobile to adopt a defensive position. A BOY offers an

effective way of escape and evasion. After all, a'yak leaves no tracks, gives

off zero emissions, and is somewhat quieter than a Hummer.

And unlike hiking on foot ('cause you are certainly not

driving To security ), this sort of boat lets you pass through urban waterways

having the capability to quickly access and hide any way of long-gun,

considered the greatest instrument for repelling plastic-boat pirates. Tandem

paddle teams can put a scout bow-gunner or tail-gunner out your bunch of

paddlers, presenting a non-toxic deadly combo.

But to remain discreet about the water, you will need to

train. Practice hand signs with your loved ones and friends. Don't give away

your quiet advantage by too speaking because sound carries over water. If your

party must break, start looking for all those side feeder creeks offering a

detour off the main water body, lake, bay, or river system.

Of utmost importance is the paddle choice. Do not scrimp or

allow this to become an afterthought. Cry once. Reach for the innovative

composite paddles, like the Adventure Tech Fishstix with adjustable angle and

length, and woodland camo design. This paddle combines a bent shaft to reduce

wrist strain and a feathery buoyant blade with severe bite. Let it become part

of you.

When You've escaped the first flooding or the resultant

urban Chaos, after that you can have a stand on the high ground, hunker down until

conditions improve, move to your next strongpoint, or return home. Like some of

the greatest survival gear, bug-out'yaks include this simple instruction:

Simply add water.

A BRIEF HISTORY OF KAYAK ACTION

-- "Kayak" comes from the Inuit word

"qayak," a 2,000-year-old Term for"hunter's ship." These

ancient kayaks consisted of organic skins stretched over bone and wood frames.

-- The World War II"kayak commandoes" of the

British Royal Marines were immortalized in the 1955 British film The

Cockleshell Heroes, which is a fictionalization of the epic raid on German

ships in Nazi-occupied France.

-- You'll find a faded black-and-white photograph of two

kayakers at The U.S. Navy UDT-SEAL Museum at Fort Pierce, Florida, serving as a

reminder that not all surveillance missions occur in inflatable rafts.

-- Medal of Honor recipient Thomas R. Norris is responsible

for Among the most famous paddle missions while serving as a SEAL in Vietnam.

When American airmen were downed over hostile territory, Norris and his South

Vietnamese counterpart could rescue two pilots behind enemy lines on two

different nights by disguising themselves as local fishermen and paddling a

sampan.

-- Now, troops that are modern train with kayaks Klepper

faltboote (folding boat), which can be shaped by tautly fitting tough, coated

cloth over wood and composite frames which are capable of deploying out of a

backpack. These kayaks feature airtight sponsons to stay afloat and beneath

radar with low acoustic and acoustic signatures. Even in the era of drone

strikes, today's elite warriors still use paddle strokes to conduct

surveillance.

WATERPROOF RIGGING

Saltwater destroys. It is ridiculously corrosive to steel

and Strips off at pretty much anything it touches. Even freshwater might be

contaminated. So you've got to waterproof your gear if you have selected a

bug-out kayak as your way of evacuation.

The Trick to waterproof rigging is breaking down your load

by Group and independently encasing essential elements, then compartmentalizing

each group in cases like a little Pelican hard case. For an amazingly

watertight barrier and a silent-running strategy, nothing surpasses the

flexibility of this line of Watershed Bags by Drybags. To conveniently secure

that 12-gauge shotgun on deck and out of sight, go with the

Watershed"Torpedo" case. Trim the boat for quiet running with three

or more duffels, backpacks, maritime survival bags, or the complete SOF

backpacks (standard issue for U.S. Navy SEALs).

Encase heavily compacted firearms individually from ammo.

Outfit Vulnerable electrical and optical bits, lighting tools, batteries,

cameras, power resources, and communications equipment. Bag sub-groups,

including permits, documents, tools, and medical kit and prescriptions. Strap

securely to the deck or stow below, but not expect even gasketed hatches to

offer a watertight seal.

YOU'VE BUGGED OUT... NOW WHAT?

Sea kayakers can cover marathon distances in hours under

flat-water conditions. When paddling a fully loaded bug-out'yak (BOY), avoid

strain, accidents, and detection by keeping a steady but silent stroke, gliding

in a walking speed, paddling a few miles per hour until you get to your first

waypoint on the way to base camp.

Ideally, you should try to achieve high ground carrying out

a Military-quality solo tent and rain fly just like the Raider by Catoma.

Weighing less than 2 lbs, these miracles are pure shield, particularly when

coupled with a lightweight sleeping bag such as the Elite Survival Systems

Recon II. At a minimum, the orange mini space blanket sleeping bag and

glow-worm SOL tent will work, even though highly visible.

To lay low during night or day, pull the kayak completely

clear Of the waters and bring it into camp, anchor, paddle and all, so it is

going to be there in the morning (or night) if flood waters and pirates

accompany you. Erase your trace, smoothing any'yak drag marks in the dirt or

sand that points the way to your camp. This is much more secure than blowing

off the hatches and flotation to weigh and tie off your ship, completely

submerging your kayak in the water's edge, and a lot less trouble.

For temporary or late night rests during still-water phases,

the BOYs are stable enough to be lashed together and cross legged with paddles,

allowing small teams to extend out at anchor for temporary shuteye. For

overnight stays in standing water, two kayaks lashed side by side and

cross-decked with scavenged planking make it possible with practice to vertical

self-supporting solo or two-man tents with rain fly.

When the all clear comes through your VHF, the"strategy

with Caution principle" applies while turning back to urban areas. Be

prepared to portage your ship with the two-wheeled dolly you stashed at your

launching point. Return super early through non-curfew hours, moving easily,

quickly, and decisively with photograph I.D., a powerful flashlight, hidden pistol,

and paddle to re-stake your claim to your house...or to'yak back to security.

BUG-OUT 'YAK GEAR CHECKLIST

Having the Perfect kit at a time of crisis can mean the

difference Between starvation and survival (or worse yet, a victimization by

violent raiders). On a watercraft, having the ideal equipment becomes even more

significant. Our author lists numerous alternatives for what to pack in a

bug-out kayak as a way to inspire and inform those of you who are eyeing an

aquatic warfare program.

-- Aquatic Gear: 4mm Blue Line, folding sail, V-mast,

12-gauge Flare pistol, handheld flares, nautical charts, scale, solar panel,

anchor, lines, throwable buoy, and sea anchor, double-bladed two-piece paddle

on leash, spare paddle, snorkel, mask, fins, pole spear, and Hawaiian Sling

-- Illumination: SureFire Maximus headlight, Petzl IR

strobe, chem lights

-- Navigation: Garmin Foretrex 401 GPS and spare Garmin

78sc, batteries, Ritchie Compass and spare

-- Communications: Horizon VHF hand-held radio, emergency

locator beacon, Spot phone

-- Safety Gear: Flotation vest and whistle with Benchmade

security hook strap cutter

-- Eye Protection: Polarized Wiley X sunglasses, Total Rx

Wiley X Goggles

-- Storage: CamelBak Linchpin hydration pack, YETI Roadie

Cooler for medicine

-- Tactical Gear: FirstSpear chest rig (with suppressor,

MUT, SS KABAR, Dark Angel Kit, waterproofed, Medical Kit Below, medicine,

stamps, documents, etc.)

-- Clothing: Total MultiCam outer wear, boonie, two-piece

storm Suit and weather protective clothing, gloves, hat, face cover

-- Footwear: Danner USMC boots, Altama Jungle Boots

-- Weapons Gear: Spare magazines, cleaning kit, weapon-light

batteries, ammo, Elite Bandolier, bow, arrows

-- Shotgun: Remington 870 Marine Magnum, Stoeger 12-gauge

Coach, Snake Charmer

-- Rifle: Colt AR-15, Ruger 10/22 SS takedown, .177-cal. air

rifle

-- Pistols: SIG SAUER P556 SWAT Pistol, SIG SAUER P226 Navy

9mm, Glock 19

-- Electronics: Mobile phone, camera, crank charger, solar

panel

-- Fishing & Gathering: Cuban yo-yo, light trolling

rods, Handle, throw net, bait seine, spool line, hooks, sinkers

-- Cooking: Coleman Peak stove, grill, skewer

-- Toiletries: laundry detergent, hand soap, ChapStick,

cleaning solution, eye drops

-- Camping Gear: Tent, rain fly, floor cloth, bug spray,

repellent, bug suit, hanging head net, gloves

-- Tools: Binoculars, Zeiss Monocular, Casio G-Shock watch,

Stainless Steel sternum Spartan Blades knife, Glock folding shovel, machete,

KABAR

Kukri, Swiss Army Knife, pliers, filet knife, snares,

fire-starter sticks, fuel, signal mirror

-- Water Management: Katadyn Vario Water filter, stainless

cup, canteen

-- Admin: Cash, weather writing pads

-- Repair: Steel cable, plastic tubing (kayak

repairs/spares)

-- Private Matters: Flask, Siesta Key Honey Spiced Rum,

Zippo, cigars


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