Thursday, May 12, 2011

Are You Pregnant? Nope, I'm A Lesbian.

Working my usual night shift in a small town hospital. I roll into the Emergency Room with my portable xray machine after getting a request for a chest xray.

Me: "Hi there. Doctor's ordered a chest xray. Any chance you might be pregnant?"

Patient: "Nope. I'm a lesbian."

Me: "Well...okay then."

At least I didn't have to wait for lab tests...

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